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15 ways to annoy Jacob Black1:Set him on a blind date with Leah
2:Call the cops on him for having a relationship with a newborn
4lame the murder on Sam and Edward
5:Steal his pants when he turns into a wolf
6:Show him a video tape of when Bella and Edward were on honeymoon
7:Send the animal control on him
8:Steal all of his Bella pictures and replace them with Leah
9:Give him a flea collar for his birthday
10:When he doesn't know it take a snip of his fur and clone it
11:Name the clone Jacob and send the wolf to Edward
12ut silver coins into his food
13:Give Leah food and say it's from Jacob then put silver coins in it
14:When he is a Wolf skin him and make it into a sweater vest
15:Send the sweater vest to Edward (make sure it say's it's from Jacob)
14 ways to annoy Rosalie1: Dye her hair black
2:Tell her that she is secretly Rose from the Movie TiTanic and that she had an
affair with a boy named Jack
3:Set her on a blind date with Jacob
4ut a restraining order on Renesme against her
5:Shave her head and take pictures
7:Replace all her clothes with Leah's
8:Mail her baby clothes
9:Email her with a letter that says"Congradulations you are pregnant"
10:Ask her if she is related to Sherly Temple
11:Invite her to a baby shower
12:Have a baby
13:Name the baby the exact name she planned to give her child that was never born
14:Tell her that her hair is more Grissly than Emmet is
SolaceShe never slept well in the dark,
not without the children of the sun and moon
to guide her weary lids home.
Guided by the aftermath, she was always two steps behind.
What did the world look like to the girl who had been through it all?
Braved the heaviest of storms,
yet skipping over cracks in the pavement.
They said her eyes were the wisps of clouds before the storm.
To him they were reflections of pages overlooked.
She said it was like she lived the life of someone she had never met.
Laid out to dry, yesterdays news.
He knew her as the girl who was built to never collapse.
He wished he was too.
He loved her more than words could say, and yet her pain was such,
that at times, he feared she wouldn’t make it.
But on nights like these, even when it threatened to consume her,
he became convinced that somehow she would.
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