14 ways to annoy Rosalie1: Dye her hair black2:Tell her that she is secretly Rose from the Movie TiTanic and that she had anaffair with a boy named Jack3:Set her on a blind date with Jacob4ut a restraining order on Renesme against her5:Shave her head and take pictures6:Seduce Emmet7:Replace all her clothes with Leah's8:Mail her baby clothes9:Email her with a letter that says"Congradulations you are pregnant"10:Ask her if she is related to Sherly Temple11:Invite her to a baby shower12:Have a baby13:Name the baby the exact name she planned to give her child that was never born14:Tell her that her hair is more Grissly than Emmet is
15 ways to annoy Jacob Black1:Set him on a blind date with Leah2:Call the cops on him for having a relationship with a newborn3:Kill Bella4lame the murder on Sam and Edward5:Steal his pants when he turns into a wolf6:Show him a video tape of when Bella and Edward were on honeymoon7:Send the animal control on him8:Steal all of his Bella pictures and replace them with Leah9:Give him a flea collar for his birthday10:When he doesn't know it take a snip of his fur and clone it11:Name the clone Jacob and send the wolf to Edward12ut silver coins into his food13:Give Leah food and say it's from Jacob then put silver coins in it14:When he is a Wolf skin him and make it into a sweater vest15:Send the sweater vest to Edward (make sure it say's it's from Jacob)
Mistress 24He looked at me with eyes that danced for joyHe crushed me to his chest and then sent small kisses down my neckI whined in protest to his actionsThen I heard a knock at the doorJacob/ReeveWe heard a knock at the door and thenBella swiftly put on her robe and ran to the doorI put on my pants and looked stepped behind herThe man who dared to disturb us was a messengerHis hair was hidden under a white wigFor some reason I couldn't help but find humor in his attireI just kept on staring at him as he readied himself to speak herThere is a Ball being held and Isabella had to set up the arrangementsnot to mention that I had work todayWe dressed and bathed ourselves and quickly hurried to where we were both needed mostAnd to start our day of labora kiss of LuckI walked to the shop only to be bombarded the minute I stepped in the doorWomen and men alike were asking for portaits of themselves some even wanted one of me!!!*sigh*"This is going to be a long day"Isabe
16 ways to annoy Emmett1)Ask if he is the related to the Lion from Wizard of Oz3)Tell him that his father is Papa Bear from the Jungle Book3)Tell him that he is a pathetic copy of Arnold Schwarzenegger4)Making fun of him for losing to a skimp female newborn Vampire5)Tell Bella to use all her strength to hug him when she is a vampire6)Ask him if Rosalie found him in the dumpster and took him home like a stray cat7)Kiss him8)Throw books at him yelling that Rosalie is the brains of the couple9)Slap Rosalie10)Shoot any animal he hunts on befrore he gets to eat it11)Buy a Grizzly Bear and name it Emmett12)Whenever he hunts Grizzly Bears tell him to stop and when he asks why tell him that it might be his Father13)Put a "Lost Bear" sign with Emmett's picture on it and then put at the bottom(Bear missing from zoo)14)Dye his hair Blond15)Ask if he remembers how good sex was before he was a vampire'16)Stare at his crotch and ask if there is one part of his body that isn't ..."Big"
25 ways to annoy Light1:Ask him if he enjoys being handcuffed to L2:Tell him that when he uses the bathroom L wipes for him3:Tell L that who Kira is6:Kill Misa7:Tell Misa that Light wants her to tell L who he is8:Tell Light that you know who L is and when he asks say Kira9:Call him Killer10:Call him Kira outloud infront of everyone11:Call him Kira infront of L12:Tell Misa that you are pregnant with Light's baby13:Eat his deathnote14:Flush his deathnote down the toilet15:Mail his deathnote to the President of the United States as a phone book16:Give it to Sayu(his sister)as a diary17:Tell Ryuuk that if he kills Misa Light will make his life less boring18:Ask him if Ryuuk takes a shower with him19:Ask if Ryuuk wipes him after he uses the toilet20:Kiss him infront of Misa21:Make out with him infront of Near22:Yell Kira when he is one the phone with Near23:Ask if him and Near are having phone sex24:Tell him that if he wants to save Sayu from Mello then he will have to trade her for chocolat