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41 ways to annoy Gaara

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1.Put gaara in a cage and ship it off to a zoo saying that he is a very rare type of panda
2Ask him how he slept last night.
3: Ask him for eye-liner.
4: Follow him singing "Mr. Sandman" for 2 weeks.
5: After that follow him singing "Enter Sandman" for a week
6: Ask him how Yashamaru is doing
7:Ask him to build you a giant sandcastle
8:Ask him if he drinks blood
9:Show him a seen of when he was about to turn into Shukaku and another of when Naruto was about to turn Kyuubi and say that Naruto looked way better
10:Ask him what it's like to die
11:Die his hair blonde
12:Tell him that he looks just like his father
13:Ask if he ever considered incest with Temari
14: Whenever he speaks, stare at him with your mouth open and say, "OH MY GOD!! ITS A MIRACLE!!! HE CAN TALK!!
15:Ask him if he had a good child hood
16:On mothers day keep on asking him why he dosnt have a mother.
17.On his b-day give him a sand castle mold or a sand box
18:Put peanut butter in his gourd
19:Paint his kazekage robe red and call him Hokage
20:Kill Naruto
21:Tell him that he is secretly a Naruto fangirl
22:Ask him if he wants to join the PPA(Panda bear protection association)
23:Call him a Naruto Wannabe
24:Tell him that he was way sexier as a pschopath
25:Ask how he could have dreams if he can't sleep
26:Cut his hair
27:Put Rock leexGaara photos all over his office
28:Call him little Shukaku
29:Keep calling him Gaara of the Dessert
30:Buy him a raccoon
31:Tell him that that the raccoon is his cousin
32:Ask if Shukaku finds that raccoon attractive
33:Give him a baby panda
34:Tell him the the panda likes him
35:Tell him that Shukaku likes the panda too
36:Make fun of him for losing his life to an organization all because of a giant rodent
37:Put stuffed pandas at his door step and office desk every day
38:Kiss him
39:Tell that Deidara missed him
40:Tell that he reminds you of Tobi HE'S A GOOD BOY NOW
41:Show him this list
And so Gaara went to find the person who created this list and
kill him/her.
Gaara: "I will find you and you will regret this!"
I want to thank my friends for helping me with this loooooong list
THX!!OH AND DON'T FORGET TO CHECK OUT MY OTHER LISTS!
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NinjaKittenFedora's avatar
My favorite: Show him this list XD